I spend far too much money on too many books that I never finished reading. But I bought one today that is about travelling through Italy. It’s got a naff title: “Vroom by the Sea”. I did look at cycling books but there was nothing on offer in Waterstones that would inspire me to greatness. Interestingly, cycling books are next to darts books on the shelf in the “Sports” section of the bookshop. Perhaps it would be easier to take up serious darts and go on a darts odyssey. But where would I go? The Lakeside Club in Essex? Can’t imagine that many books have been written about that.